Thanks to Safari’s damning habit of saving information entered into forms, specifically Google, I came across something pretty interesting at work recently: the complete Google searches of a former coworker, whose workstation I occasionally use because of recent expansions in my job description. The below list is an excerpt of those search records, namely the women he searched for at one time or another. If you cross-reference the different letters of the alphabet, you can see how the same searched item popped up several times with altered spellings. It’s like a treasure map, only for softcore skin sites.
Anyway, three quick points and the lesson is yours:
(1) If you’re gonna Google chicks, wait to do it at home.
(2) If you must Google chicks at work, at least clear the history and search forms in your browser.
(3) If you Google chicks at work and don’t do step (2), you’re pretty much asking for trouble, especially if a guy like me uses your computer next. What can I say, I’m kind of a dick every now and then. (However, I have no plans to out him, here or anywhere, now or ever. So don’t bother asking who it was. What can I say, I’m also lenient.)
The list is after the jump.
Without further ado:
Abbie Cornish
Adam Carolla wife
Albany school teacher sex
Alicia Silverstone
Alicia Witt
Alison Lohman
Alissa Caciola
Alyson Hannigan
Amy Adams
Amy Allen
Amy Gillett
Angela Gossow
Angela Phipps Towle
Anna Chiara
Anne Hathaway
Arielle Kebbel
Australian rider Amy Gillett
Biljana Golic
Bill Simmons wife
Billie Seward
Boston Sports Guy Bill Simmons wife
Brynn Cameron
C.J. Fogel
Camilla Belle
Canseco
Canseco’s ex
Carolina Panthers Angela
Carolina Panthers cheerleaders
Carolina Panthers cheerleaders Renee
Carolina Panthers Renee
Carrie Minter
Catherine McCormack
Chantal Degroat
Chantille Boudousque
Chauncey Billups’ wife
Chelsea Cooley
Christin Hinojosa
Christina Saidy
Christine Simpson
Cindy Hagman
Claudia Cardinale
Cynthia Hagman
Czisny
Dakota Johnson
Danica Patrick
Danielle Gamba
Diablo Cody
Diora Baird
Domino Harvey
Elena Hight
Elisabeth Harnois
Elisha Cuthbert is dating
Elisha Cuthbert is dating Sean Avery
Ellen Page
Emily Blunt
Emily Hughes
Emily Mortimer
Emily Mortimer naked
Emily Mortimer nude
Emmanuelle Chriqui
FHM Danica Patrick
Francesca Fisher-Eastwood
Genavive Borders
Genivive Borders
Gretchen Bleiler
Gretchen Blieler
Half Nelson Anna Boden
Half Nelson Anna Bowen
Hannah Teter
Heather McComb
Hellena Schmied
Ivanka Trump
Jamie Tarses
Jeanevive Borders
Jenavieve Borders
Jenavive Borders
Jenevieve Borders
Jenivive Borders
Jenn Sterger
Jennifer Nettles
Jenny Lewis
Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba GQ
Jessica Canseco
Jessica Pare
Julia Mancuso
Julie Ann Emery
Karen Elson
Karin Sabo
Kate Beckinsale
Kate Bosworth
Katherine Heigl
Kelly Clark
Kelly K.C. Quann
Kelly Monaco
Kim Gretzky
Kirsten Gum
Kristanna Loken
Kristina Anapau
Kristina Vanni
Lauren Hart
Leonor Valera
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsey Kildow
Lisa Alford
Lisa Alford Brackett
Lisa Alford Dave Brackett
Lisa Alford David Brackett
Lisa Brackett
Lisa Marie presley
Liz Vassey
Lovoline guests
Lysette Anthony
Maggie Grace
Maria Menounos
Maria Menounos wallpaper
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Maya Barovich
Megan Edwards
Melissa Schuman
Melissa Hollingsworth-Richards
Molly Culver
Monica Belucci
Morgan Pressel
Nadine Velasquez
Natalie Dessay
Natalie Gulbis
Navi Rawat
Nicole Cooke
Nicollette Sheridan
OLN Christine Simpson
Paula Creamer
Playboy Canseco
Poppy Montgomery
Rachael Leigh Cook
Rachael Leigh Cook naked
Rachel Veltri
Rebecca Schaeffer
Rebecca Staab
Renee Thomas
Renee Thomas Carolina
Ruth Gemmell
Salma Hayek
Sam Ryan
Sania Mirza
Shanna Moakler
Sharon Ross
Sharon Ross Maine
Shayna Kossove
Sienna Guillory
Sienna Guillory naked
Sienna Guillory nude
Sports Guy Bill Simmons wife
Sue Bird
Summer Sanders
Tamara Montserrat
Torah Bright
Torrie Wilson
Trudie Styler
Veronika Zemanova
Vickie Powell
