Me: I mean, Sing Song. How do you explain where you’re from if it means explaining Sing Song?
Chris: It’s why people write novels, man.
Me: [via phone, while driving] I am in Waxahachie, and it is gorgeous.
Ryan: Isn’t it?
Me: Nothing but steel and tractors and plains.
Ryan: That place is made special for Dan Carlson.
Me: It’s like God knew I was coming!
Ryan: I’ll tell you what else they’ve got: an Assemblies of God seminary.
Me: You sold me, sir. You sold me.
Ryan: I know.
Me: That does it, I’m stopping here. I’ll live here.