"Ride me, cowboy.""Let's go do it in the tent." "My backside's all sore from the constant gay sex." "We should use our jobs as ranch hands as a cover to fool our wives and escape to the mountains for illicit gay sexual escapades every few months." "Blowdown at the OK Corral." "Let's go to the rodeo … the ass rodeo." "I wonder if the boss will fire us if he finds out we're doing it." "That's one gay mustache."