True Story

I'm pretty sure the online guy who's desk is at most 17 feet from mine is only days away from coming to work and shooting up the place, and when the S.W.A.T. team finally takes him down four hours later, it'll be in some gruesome standoff at his apartment, where authorities will find the bodies of small animals and various runaways/hobos entombed in a room full of old refrigerators.I'm just saying, the guy creeps me out.