C—— stood on the floor of the coliseum, watching students file in. He spotted M—— standing across the way, idly looking in another direction as she reached up to scratch a spot on her cheek, near her nose.C—— grinned a little and called out to M——: “Now, now, M——, it’s not polite to pick your nose.” M—— wheeled on him, full of the vengeance rumored to be a hallmark of her sorority. “Ugh,” she exclaimed, “you are just, like so ugly!” Without missing a beat, in a moment of true inspiration that he would likely never match again, C—— responded jovially, “Well, at least I don’t try to cover it with make-up!” She wasn’t a horrible person or anything, but still, that’s just awesome. I don’t even know if they ever spoke after that. I like to think they didn't.