True Story

A friend of mine was having a barbecue at his old apartment complex one day, and was in the process of grilling up some meat by the pool when he noticed a man and woman emerge from a nearby unit and walk over and grab seats by the pool. The man? Some random guy. The woman? His wife, porn star Briana Banks.My friend described her as "gross; 6-foot-5; orange skin; a voice like metal." I trust his assessment. He further relayed a story of how he was working out one morning in the apartment's gym when Briana and her husband came in to exercise. At one point, she excused herself to go the bathroom, and upon her return, she said, "I just threw up." I have no idea what to say here, so I'll just get out of your way and let you reflect on those stories.