shoes or flip-flops: flip-flopsTony or Ridley Scott: Ridley "Mad TV" or "SNL": jam pencil in eye Coppola or Scorsese: Scorsese Fox News or CNN: turn TV off the book or the movie: the book paper or plastic: whatever kills the planet faster Stewart or Colbert: Sophie's choice, man Old 97's or Whiskeytown: cyclical chunky or smooth: smooth fold or wad: fold regular stall or handicap: handicap