Someone Make This Happen For Me, Please — An Online Transcript

Sis: mmm, foodme: what kind? Sis: burger and fries that i didn't pay for me: nice that's the best kind next to burger and fries served to you by rachel mcadams holding a check for a billion dollars Sis: true me: while she's sitting on a unicorn that's hovering and shooting lasers from its eyes that burn your enemies but make you smarter and give you more hair Sis: wow me: ...anyway