Word Has It I Could Be A Bear

me: so, there's a pretty decent shot i'm going to a gay bar with jeremy next weekend, and i'm looking forward to itit'll be a story, that's for sure Sis: pajiba jeremy? me: yeah Sis: what do straight people do in gay bars? will they be able to tell you're straight right away? me: i'm pretty sure they just drink i'll be at a bar, knowing i won't get laid. it'll be a lot like when i'm at a straight bar