I'm Like Lightning On That Buzzer

I stole this idea from McSweeney's, but was actually inspired to steal it after seeing that Bells On also stole it. Plus, when you think about it, when's the last time McSweeney's was so consistently amazing you would feel bad stealing from them? They started out all Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, but have totally slid down into IV. Anyway, here's my list:"Jeopardy!" Categories In Which I'm Pretty Sure I Could Beat Ken Jennings: Living With Massive Debt Science Fiction Media Of The 1980s "Timing" And Other Reasons It Didn't Work Out How To Apprehend Livestock Arcane Country Bands Of The Mid-To-Late 20th Century Acceptable Reasons For Wearing A Shirt Two Days In A Row Without Laundering It Navigating Strange Neighborhoods While Mildly Inebriated The Oeuvre Of Luis Guzman A Walking Tour Of Quesadillas In The San Fernando Valley Dave Matthews Band Lyrics (Pre-2002) Indian Leg-Wrestling Stand-Up Comedians Below The Cultural Radar What It's Like To Think You're Original When Really, There Are A Ton Of Guys Just Like You Living With Sweat Possible Retro-Future Ramifications If Kirk Had Saved Joan Collins From Getting Hit By That Truck Hot Pocket Flavors