Do You Wanna Mess Around? Do You Wanna Spend The Night?

mystery1.jpg"The Pickup Artist" is completely nuts, and my roommate and I set our DVR to record every episode. Good grief. I mean, Mystery's weird fuzzy hat alone could be the subject of an entire book. Who dresses like that? You're just gonna hook up with very drunk chicks who hate themselves enough to sleep with men in funny hats, and man, that's nothing to wake up to. Click here for the column. P.S. The headline of the review, for those unaware, is a nod to Magnolia.