Conversations I Have Had With My Roommate While Channel-Surfing

Upon Seeing A Terrible Artist Named Peaches Perform On "The Henry Rollins Show"Roommate: "If you just described this to me, without me seeing it, I would say you were lying." Upon Seeing A Terrible Music Video For "Act Naturally" With Ringo Starr On Some High-Number Video Channel Me: "This is horrible. This used to be a good song, but this video is kidnapping that song and taking it out in the woods and tying it to a tree and just raping the hell out of it and crapping on it." Roommate: [Agreeing]"It's kinda bad." Me: "And then you take the corpse and hollow out the chest cavity with spoons and just fill that with the crap." Roommate: "Wow."