Seriously, Stop

I will kick in the solar plexus the next person who says "dudette" unironically. I realize this means I will probably be delivering my vengeance unto an adult, and a member of a generation currently stranded between the cultural relevance of their children and the deification of their parents.But please, for the love of all that is good, stop saying "dudette." You sound old, and weird, and just generally creepy and out of touch. Please stop.