This week's edition of Remotely Controlled in the Willamette Week is all about "The Office." Eat it up. Also, it was written as a bullet-point column, like my take on "Pushing Daisies," but for some reasons the bullets aren't showing up online. That's why the flow between the paragraphs is a little choppy; it's meant to be, only without the bullets, it's impossible to know this. Anyway, that's the story. Click here for the column.