Review: Teeth

Possible alternate headlines included "GAAAAAAH" and "Love Bites ... Your Dick Off."I sat with my legs crossed the entire time. I mean, good grief. I can usually stomach certain amounts of violence, but there's something about seeing a man holding the severed stump of his penis as it gushes lifeblood down his testicles and thighs that makes me, you know, want to vomit and cry. Click here for the review.