This Is What We Talk About: Excerpts From Online Transcripts

Sis: ok, a photog just came by and said that he read that the guy from "Weird Science" who wasn't Anthony Michael Hall is now a professor of literature at Angelo State. i told him we should do a story on him. and then i started saying "crazy? insane? insane? crazy?"me: hahaha man, i wanna meet that guy Sis: seriously

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me: earlier, my boss asked GTHM to help set up her dvd player. but guess what — IT'S A VCR i have no idea how this escaped my boss' notice but it did Sis: hahahahahaha that's so awesome me: yep her lack of technological know-how is astounding
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Roommate: man, i was just thinking how great 80s TV shows were...the fall guy, magnum pi, chips, airwolf, knight rider, dukes of hazzard simon and simon to a lesser extent me: Airwolf was awesome Roommate: jake and the fatman sucked plus i think all of the shows were on in the afternoon when i got home from school none of this wait till 9pm at night BS me: you should travel back in time Roommate: i've been trying all morning...damn machine doesn't work i must have crossed the circuitry somehow me: did you put in a quarter? there's your problem Roommate: no change machine me: damn Roommate: only takes singles
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Roommate: ok, the guy here at work said the movie with kristen bell was pulse...so iduno...never saw it me: me either i mean, i could find this out in like 2 seconds w/ google but my ass would get fired Roommate: i just looked it up on imdb...said it was pg13...so iduno me: yeah your coworker is nuts Roommate: i doubt topless...sounded more like a quick skin flash while in a tub me: pssht Roommate: lol no pleasing you...even hearing that i was kind of excited for you me: haha thanks man i'm not saying i'm not pleased by the idea. i just think that with my level of love for kristen bell, i would've heard the news Roommate: well, by your reaction...i think you're gay me: well, i do love cock
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Sis: i'm watching pretty in pink me: james spader is a badass in white pants Sis: and wicker shoes with no socks me: BAD ASS Sis: it's true i don't get why people are so mean to duckie, though i don't remember there being nerds like that getting hit in the halls and pushed into bathrooms. maybe because i'm a girl me: yeah, nerd hazing is more typically confined to locker rooms or sporting arenas then again, it is john hughes Sis: yeah james is on! me: you could never mention this again and call me up in 20 years and say, "hey, what do you think of spader in Pretty in Pink?" and i would say "BADASS IN WHITE PANTS" it is an eternal truth Sis: haha it's so true Blaine?! that's not a name, that's a major appliance sorry man, i need sleep me: what kind of appliance is blaine? THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE JOHN