In Which I Try To Help A Friend See The Error Of Her Ways: An Online Transcript

[In the midst of discussing future job opportunities:]Her: where do you want to work? Maybe you could work for perez hilton! me: i would only work for perez hilton as part of a plan to infiltrate his organization and brutally kill him Her: hahaha no! i love him! me: good God no melanie no no come back to the light Her: :) i can't live with out my perez hit and tmz me: tmz = not good for you either, though maybe better than perez if satan had a gay cousin, it would be perez hilton