I Hope He Had One Of Those Wrist-Wrests In Front Of His Keyboard

Thanks to Safari's damning habit of saving information entered into forms, specifically Google, I came across something pretty interesting at work recently: the complete Google searches of a former coworker, whose workstation I occasionally use because of recent expansions in my job description. The below list is an excerpt of those search records, namely the women he searched for at one time or another. If you cross-reference the different letters of the alphabet, you can see how the same searched item popped up several times with altered spellings. It's like a treasure map, only for softcore skin sites.Anyway, three quick points and the lesson is yours: (1) If you're gonna Google chicks, wait to do it at home. (2) If you must Google chicks at work, at least clear the history and search forms in your browser. (3) If you Google chicks at work and don't do step (2), you're pretty much asking for trouble, especially if a guy like me uses your computer next. What can I say, I'm kind of a dick every now and then. (However, I have no plans to out him, here or anywhere, now or ever. So don't bother asking who it was. What can I say, I'm also lenient.) The list is after the jump.

Without further ado: Abbie Cornish Adam Carolla wife Albany school teacher sex Alicia Silverstone Alicia Witt Alison Lohman Alissa Caciola Alyson Hannigan Amy Adams Amy Allen Amy Gillett Angela Gossow Angela Phipps Towle Anna Chiara Anne Hathaway Arielle Kebbel Australian rider Amy Gillett Biljana Golic Bill Simmons wife Billie Seward Boston Sports Guy Bill Simmons wife Brynn Cameron C.J. Fogel Camilla Belle Canseco Canseco’s ex Carolina Panthers Angela Carolina Panthers cheerleaders Carolina Panthers cheerleaders Renee Carolina Panthers Renee Carrie Minter Catherine McCormack Chantal Degroat Chantille Boudousque Chauncey Billups’ wife Chelsea Cooley Christin Hinojosa Christina Saidy Christine Simpson Cindy Hagman Claudia Cardinale Cynthia Hagman Czisny Dakota Johnson Danica Patrick Danielle Gamba Diablo Cody Diora Baird Domino Harvey Elena Hight Elisabeth Harnois Elisha Cuthbert is dating Elisha Cuthbert is dating Sean Avery Ellen Page Emily Blunt Emily Hughes Emily Mortimer Emily Mortimer naked Emily Mortimer nude Emmanuelle Chriqui FHM Danica Patrick Francesca Fisher-Eastwood Genavive Borders Genivive Borders Gretchen Bleiler Gretchen Blieler Half Nelson Anna Boden Half Nelson Anna Bowen Hannah Teter Heather McComb Hellena Schmied Ivanka Trump Jamie Tarses Jeanevive Borders Jenavieve Borders Jenavive Borders Jenevieve Borders Jenivive Borders Jenn Sterger Jennifer Nettles Jenny Lewis Jessica Alba Jessica Alba GQ Jessica Canseco Jessica Pare Julia Mancuso Julie Ann Emery Karen Elson Karin Sabo Kate Beckinsale Kate Bosworth Katherine Heigl Kelly Clark Kelly K.C. Quann Kelly Monaco Kim Gretzky Kirsten Gum Kristanna Loken Kristina Anapau Kristina Vanni Lauren Hart Leonor Valera Lindsay Lohan Lindsey Kildow Lisa Alford Lisa Alford Brackett Lisa Alford Dave Brackett Lisa Alford David Brackett Lisa Brackett Lisa Marie presley Liz Vassey Lovoline guests Lysette Anthony Maggie Grace Maria Menounos Maria Menounos wallpaper Mary Elizabeth Winstead Maya Barovich Megan Edwards Melissa Schuman Melissa Hollingsworth-Richards Molly Culver Monica Belucci Morgan Pressel Nadine Velasquez Natalie Dessay Natalie Gulbis Navi Rawat Nicole Cooke Nicollette Sheridan OLN Christine Simpson Paula Creamer Playboy Canseco Poppy Montgomery Rachael Leigh Cook Rachael Leigh Cook naked Rachel Veltri Rebecca Schaeffer Rebecca Staab Renee Thomas Renee Thomas Carolina Ruth Gemmell Salma Hayek Sam Ryan Sania Mirza Shanna Moakler Sharon Ross Sharon Ross Maine Shayna Kossove Sienna Guillory Sienna Guillory naked Sienna Guillory nude Sports Guy Bill Simmons wife Sue Bird Summer Sanders Tamara Montserrat Torah Bright Torrie Wilson Trudie Styler Veronika Zemanova Vickie Powell