Habits I've Adopted Since Plunging Into The World Of "The Wire," And Which Are Not Sitting Well With My Colleagues

• I end every conversation by bumping my fist with the other person's, saying, "Us."• When my boss asks after an absent coworker, I describe him/her as being "in the wind." • I classify all calls received as pertinent/non-pertinent. • I leave early so I can be home in time for "106 & Park." • I shoot people if they piss me off.