As disappointing as you'd think.Click here for the review. The comment thread also allows me another opportunity to show just how sad and stupid some commenters can be. I spend 1,300 words talking about why the movie isn't good, and then a commenter named Xtreme writes, "Well written Daniel, but I can't say you've made me want to watch this one. Sounds as exciting as "About Schmidt"." If this is some elaborate hoax designed to make me slowly lose my mind, congrats to whoever orchestrated it. Now please call it off. It's already hard enough to make it as a writer, and I don't know if I want to try and do it in a world where people can so powerfully miss the point of a simple film review.